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         <title>Authentic 1800s Vampire Killing Kit: $14,850</title>
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I remember hearing about this kit a while back; it's a vampire killing kit from the 1800s, and it <a href="http://antiquesandthearts.com/Antiques/AuctionWatch/2008-11-11__14-01-03.html">just fetched a whopping $14,850 in the Jimmy Pippen estate sale by Stevens in Natchez, Mississippi</a> (full story; Stevens <a href="http://www.antiquetrader.com/article/Vampire_killing_kit_sells_for_14850/">sold one previously in 2000, that went for $7,800</a>). Similar to the ones sold at Sotheby's a few yeas back for <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2003-10-31-vampire_x.htm">$12K</a> and $20K, though apparently not an imitation <a href="http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/2003/11/04/vampire-killing-kits-get-em-while-theyre-hot.htm">like the ones that popped up on eBay in the aftermath</a> (here's <a href="http://infocult.typepad.com/dracula/2006/04/vampirekilling_.html">another example</a>). The Stevens kit -- like other <a href="http://www.surnateum.org/English/surnateum/collection/Cryptozoologie/rhesus3.htm">authentic ones</a> -- contains "stakes, mirrors, a gun with silver bullets, crosses, a Bible, holy water, candles and even garlic, all housed in a American walnut case with a carved cross on top" among other things, and came from a personal residence collection. Also <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/13/vampire-killing-kit/">seen at</a> Neatorama in a quickpost, but would go perfectly with Neatorama's other quickpost about <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/11/14/blood-spattered-dining-room/">blood spattered dining room furniture</a>. Or, *anything* in my house. (<em>Thanks, <a href="http://eve.vox.com">Eve</a>!</em>)]]></description>
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         <title>WANT: The Flip MinoHD</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001HSOFI2/tinynibbles-20"><img alt="flipHD.jpg" src="http://techyum.com/blog art/flipHD.jpg" width="469" height="316" /></a>If this post isn't too covered in drool, I'm not accurately conveying how badly I want a <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001HSOFI2/tinynibbles-20">Flip MinoHD</a>, especially after reading (and watching) <a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081113-720p-in-your-pocket-hands-on-with-the-flip-minohd.html">David Chartier's terrific, in-depth review of it over at Ars Technica</a>. I really wish I could review this sweet, sweet looking toy... It's $230, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B001HSOFI2/tinynibbles-20">available on Amazon</a>, charges via USB and the reviewer had no battery life complaints at all, it comes in a sexy glossy black finish (though is customizable), and looks like the ultimate holiday gift. Snip:

<blockquote>If you've used a point-and-shoot camera, the Flip MinoHD should seem at least familiar, though the MinoHD is held in a vertical, portrait format versus most cameras' landscape. With the same 3.94" x 1.97" x 0.63" dimensions and 3.3 ounce weight as its older Flip Mino (SD) brother, the Flip MinoHD is noticeably smaller and lighter than previous non-Mino generations. It is also roughly the same size and shape as many point-and-shoot digicams, though a bit thicker by today's standards.

Sporting an integrated lithium-ion rechargeable battery, a 1.5 inch display, and 4GB of internal, non-expandable memory (providing 60 minutes of 720p HD footage at 30 fps), the Flip MinoHD is significantly smaller than competing pocket camcorders. Kodak's Zi6, by contrast, runs on AA batteries, has an expandable SD slot that supports up to 32GB, can shoot 640 x 480 stills, and features a larger 2.4 inch display, but weights in at 3.8 ounces and is a bit larger at 4.5" x 2.5" x 0.9".

It should also be noted that, like the original Mino, the Flip MinoHD can be customized with a number of styles available at Pure Digital Technologies' website, or you can upload your own image if you're really gunning to destroy your resell value. My test model was the base gadget black design with silver trim, however, cuz that's how we roll.

The most noticeable thing about the Flip MinoHD right out of the box is that it is light. Extremely light. I admittedly haven't used other pocket camcorders, but after touting around Canon Elph point-and-shoot cameras with metal enclosures for the last few years, the MinoHD's closed, plastic design and rounded edges feel comfortably light in my hand. (...<a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081113-720p-in-your-pocket-hands-on-with-the-flip-minohd.html">read more</a>, arstechnica.com)</blockquote>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 11:04:00 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Diamonds Made From Tequila</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<img alt="diamonds.jpg" src="http://techyum.com/blog art/diamonds.jpg" width="140" height="130" align="right"/>I've seen -- and experienced -- tequila fuel transformations of varying kinds (most of which hurt a lot the next day), but it looks like Mexican scientists have figured out how to turn the spicy liquor into crystal structures that are identical to diamond. <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/13/agriculture-mexico-tequila-diamonds">Tequila diamonds</a>; so very cool. Death in the diamond mines, not so much anymore -- just look out for the girls dancing on the lab tables after a few samples go missing from the bottle. Snip:

<blockquote>(...) The surprise use for the national tipple emerged when researchers at the National Autonomous University experimented with making ultra-thin films of diamond from organic solutions, such as acetone and ethanol. The mix that worked best, 40% alcohol and 60% water, was similar to the proportions used in tequila.

Diamond films are extremely durable and heat resistant and can be used to coat cutting tools. By carefully adding impurities to the films, it is also possible to make diamond semiconductors for use in electronic circuits.

Luis Miguel Apátiga, a member of the team, brought a bottle of cheap tequila into the lab to see if it could be turned into diamond. When he heated a shot to 800C it vaporised and broke down into its atomic constituents, producing a fine layer of carbon on nearby metal trays.

Close examination of the films at high magnification revealed that the carbon had formed into crystal structures identical to diamond. Each was around one thousandth of a millimetre across. (...<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/nov/13/agriculture-mexico-tequila-diamonds">read more</a>, guardian.co.uk -- see also <a href="http://www.physorg.com/news145255770.html">Scientists Turn Tequila into Diamonds</a>, physorg.com)</blockquote>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 10:51:02 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Time&apos;s Best Inventions 2008: A Poll</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><img alt="flip_video_2.jpg" src="http://techyum.com/blog art/flip_video_2.jpg" width="360" height="235" /><br><em>Image of <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1852746_1852738,00.html">Flips you can vote on</a>, a device I've been really needing for no real reason lately.</em></center>

Time is holding <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1854284,00.html">a poll for selected Best Inventions of 2008</a>, though it's difficult for me to write this after having clicked everywhere on the feature trying to find out when the damn poll ends so I can tell you... Still, Time already <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,1852747,00.html">picked their very own winners</a> and among them are the <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1854493,00.html">Retail DNA Testing Kit</a> and the <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1854195_1854114,00.html">Tesla Roadster</a> -- kind of obvious choices, if you ask me. But still, I agree that some of the things they've picked are really cool. And I have to give them props for selecting inventions in their poll that are things available to the general public -- unlike the Tesla -- so actual users can vote for things like, say the <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1852746_1852740,00.html">Eye-Fi card</a> (which I'm loving) or the <a href="http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1852747_1852746_1852737,00.html">Peek</a> (which I would never want in my entire life).  On reflection, looking at their items up for vote, I can't help but wonder if whoever put together their list has been paying attention to Gizmodo or Engadget. Huh.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:29:55 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Beautiful and Ironic: The Fish Tank Toilet</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<center><img alt="fishtoilet460_1106930c.jpg" src="http://techyum.com/blog art/fishtoilet460_1106930c.jpg" width="460" height="288" /><br><em>Image via <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3374909/Fish-tank-toilet-will-cut-water-use.html">Telegraph UK</a>.</em></center>

Chinese company <a href="http://www.rongto.com/english/index.htm">Runto Sanitary Ware</a> probably doesn't see the same irony in their beautiful fish tank toilets as the typical American child who has held at least one open-casket funeral for their dearly departed Bitsy the goldfish. And the tanks look like they might be the fish equivalent of the Spanish Inquisition, considering not only what the fish will bear witness to, but then the tsunami afterward. But according to <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3374909/Fish-tank-toilet-will-cut-water-use.html">Telegraph UK</a>, "The toilet has three separate tanks – one for water flowing in, one for water flowing out, and a third for fish and underwater plants - ensuring that the fish always have enough water to swim in, and are never sucked into the bowl." <em>Phew!</em> They also state that the LED lights will save on energy, and household water consumption will be minimized.

I'll admit that I really want one -- and they are <a href="http://www.rongto.com/english/cpx.asp?id=44">available for purchase</a> -- dig the <a href="http://www.rongto.com/english/cpx.asp?id=44#">Mickey Mouse lid</a> and accompanying text, "Tender night light add more love and considerable; Western sentiment and eastern culture mixed reasonable, combine with nobleness and fashion." But I don't think I want a <a href="http://www.rongto.com/english/cpx.asp?id=45">fishtank Squat Pan</a>. However, it would be neat to see more things like this in public restrooms:

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         <title>The Dreaded Call of Cthubuntu Linux</title>
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If you missed this utterly brilliant article on Ars Technica by <a href="http://arstechnica.com/authors.ars/segphault">Ryan Paul</a> -- it appropriately ran on Halloween -- I implore you to give <a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081031-the-call-of-cthubuntu.html">The Call of Cthubuntu</a> a read, especially if you're a Linux geek. There's not much more I can say, especially when it begins like this:

<blockquote>In the dark, abysmal depths, there dwell timeless alien horrors that once roamed the void of space in the ages before the earliest building blocks of life congealed within the primordial waters of our doomed planet. From far beyond the stars, they came to this world when it was young and forged mighty edifices in the inaccessible places where nothing else could exist, there to rest in dreamful torpor for endless aeons.

Though the presence of these Great Old Ones has long been obscured from humanity, we are surrounded by subtle signs and portents of the secret horrors that will one day awaken and rise from the depths to blot out our feeble existence. An artifact that prophesies their grim return has come into my possession: the dread Cthubuntu Linux distribution—an arcane relic of ineffable power that originated in a dark time beyond reckoning. The incomprehensible apparatus is an otherworldly chimaera forged by alchemical arts unknown to modern science.

It came into my possession after the sudden death of my mentor, an elderly UNIX system administrator who was wise in the ways of ancient lore. He was the head of the IT department at Miskatonic University and was regarded by many as an expert in the history of computer science. He was killed when a chair flung by an unseen assailant collided with his head; the mysterious circumstances of his sudden demise generated much speculation among his friends and colleagues. He had no children and no family, so I was called upon to oversee the execution of his will.  (...<a href="http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081031-the-call-of-cthubuntu.html">read more</a>, arstechnica.com)</blockquote>]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:22:50 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Pepsi White</title>
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This looks... inedible. Fortunately for us, it's only in Japan. Akihabara News <a href="http://www.akihabaranews.com/en/news-16902-X.html">tasted it</a> and wrote a few sentences before they expired. They also reviewed <a href="http://www.akihabaranews.com/en/news-14109-X.html">Pepsi Ice Cucumber</a> and <a href="http://www.akihabaranews.com/en/news-16261-X.html">Pepsi Hawaii</a> ("... we would like to report that 83% of Japanese hate the new Pepsi Blue Hawaii"). I am in love with that site, though I think they're all trapped in little cages being forced the soon-to-be unleashed Pepsi Cthulu (squid flavor).]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:12:46 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Photos: Robo Japan 2008</title>
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I know Robo Japan 2008 happened a couple weeks ago, but I was excited about it before it even happened, and have had <a href="http://www.pinktentacle.com/2008/10/photos-robo-japan-2008/">Pink Tentacle's great gallery</a> in a Firefox tab since they posted it. The object of lust for me here isn't <a href="http://www.wired.com/culture/culturereviews/multimedia/2007/10/gallery_robot_retrospective?slide=2&slideView=2">KARFE</a> (pictured), and you all know how bad I need someone to gift me an <a href="http://www.segatoys.co.jp/ema/index.html">Ema</a> -- no, it's the loligoth AYA that has my robolust this week. I don't understand Japanese, so <a href="http://www.sk-pang.co.jp/">this page</a> and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/akihabaranews/2936666765/in/set-72157607976919936/">this Flickr photo</a> is the closest I've been able to get to her, besides the pic in PT's gallery, stripey socks and all.

<strong>Also</strong>: don't miss the <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/akihabaranews/sets/72157607976919936/">incredible photoset of the event by Akihabara News</a> (images below via). Their coverage is <a href="http://www.akihabaranews.com/en/news-16833-X.html">here</a>.

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         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:57:49 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>It&apos;s Always Fun When Satan&apos;s Inside</title>
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I'm particularly tickled by this gallery over at the Observer listing <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/gallery/2008/nov/07/possessed-objects-horror?picture=339441215">Unlikely objects possessed by the devil at the movies</a>. Tickled in the Lord of the Underworld has a fluffy feather duster kind of way. Not just because I love this theme in horror movies, but because I often think inanimate objects (like my Helio Ocean) that, when they do not comply with my immediate wishes, are obviously possessed by the devil. They are. I know it. My Chucky doll confirmed it.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:49:30 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Pumpkin Nerd Alert</title>
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The season is never complete without a Death Star pumpkin, I think. Or, when I buy a pumpkin to carve and then totally get my hopes of creativity dashed when I see beauty like this:

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More in <a href="http://www.latimes.com/theguide/events-and-festivals/la-carved-pumpkins-pg,0,6190814.photogallery">the LA Times' gallery</a>, and because it's LA, yes, you will see at least one Michael Jackson pumpkin face. It gets no scarier, my friends.]]></description>
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         <title>Alien Graveyard in Texas</title>
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I very much enjoyed this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlpSZBqgS-w" target="_blank">short YouTube video</a> uploaded by <a href="http://ufovideo.net/" target="_blank">Mike Hawkins</a>. It is a television documentary but is not attributed, which makes it even creepier -- nothing I love more than UFO apocrypha. The video concerns the purported 1897 crash of a UFO in an (unnamed) Texas town. It has an anachronistic advanced metal, radiation that produces bizarre human ailments, angry xenophobic townspeople and, of course, a buried alien body that the authorities refuse to grant permission to exhume. It's seven minutes, nine seconds of heaven.
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CNN covered a series of UFO sightings in Stephenville, Erath County, Texas. One guy captured video on his mother's digital camera; the footage has been incorporated into the CNN report and is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDmpX2K8qZE" target="_blank">viewable on YouTube here</a>. <br />
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Apparently some F-16s were training in the area, but witnesses who did see the fighter jets saw them <i>after</i> they saw the lights.<br />
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I defy you to watch this footage and claim that, since it pretty much looks like some blurry lights in the sky. As far as I can tell, this could be somebody on a hillside waving a flashlight in the general direction of a cameraphone. <br />
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Tantalizing proof that the Air Force is chasing UFOs or dude with a 4-cell Maglite? Give me the <a href="http://thomasroche.com/2008/10/23/the-creepy-gnome-of-argentina/" target="_blank">creepy gnome</a> any day.
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This is <a href="http://www.wpbf.com/cnn-news/17802980/detail.html" target="_blank">a very sad and scary story</a> about the death of two family dogs from an attack of swarming bees in Riviera Beach, Florida. However, it is considerably harder to take seriously when the Riviera Beach Fire Rescue Division Chief calls Animal Control &quot;critter control&quot;, and when there's an accompanying ad for online first-person shooter game <i>S.W.A.T. Assault</i>. I feel bad for the family and the poor dogs... what a horrible way for a pooch to die.<br />
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Animal Control (not &quot;critter control&quot;) removed 50 <i>pounds</i> of honeycomb in this case, which simultaneously gives me the jitters and makes me want baklava. <br />
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I remember the Killer Bee scare of my childhood, in which murderous insects from South America were heading north at the rate of 300 miles per year. They were supposed to kill everyone in California by, like, &quot;the year 2000.&quot; That did not occur, but the warnings did inspire a <a href="http://www.elyrics.net/read/b/bobs-lyrics/killer-bees-lyrics.html" target="_blank">song by a capella group The Bobs</a> and a recurring <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Killer_Bees_(SNL)#The_Killer_Bees" target="_blank">SNL skit</a> that most people probably don't realize was called &quot;Killer Bees.&quot; There is an <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Africanized_bee#Geographic_spread" target="_blank">animated GIF</a> at Wikipedia which, viewed without reading the article and informed solely by residual 1970s hysteria, is fairly terrifying. However, the article, as with many wildlife articles, is obtuse enough to bore the reader long before it gets around to how we're all going to die from bee attack, which it never does because, apparently, we're not. Apparently the killer bees are not coming to bring fear and terror to our land.
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         <title>The Creepy Gnome of Argentina</title>
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Teens in the Argentine town of Clodomira, in the province of Santiago del Estero, have shot videophone footage of a &quot;petido orejudo,&quot; or &quot;small person,&quot; aka a dwarf or creepy gnome.<br />
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Watch the video for yourself at  <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece" target="_blank">The Sun</a>; following some footage of the Argentine teenyboppers frolicking joyously, the pointy-headed beast, looking not unlike a shadowy hallucination of the roaming gnome, goes strolling across the street; terror ensues.  &quot;This little thing was barking like a dog - but running sideways on two legs,&quot; one of the teens said according to the Sun article.<br />
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This is far from the first time Argentines have been terrorized by the creepy gnome. Back in March is when <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece" target="_blank">The Sun</a> first covered the phenomenon of a creepy gnome being videotaped in General G&uuml;emes, Salta, and thereafter hundreds of Argentines came forward with sightings of Se&ntilde;or Creepy. Reportedly, residents in the vicinity of sightings are afraid to leave the house.
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A team of Japanese climbers claim to have discovered the footprint of the Yeti, or Abominable Snowman, in the Himalayas. The above photo purports to be the Yeti footprint (left) and a human foot print (right) -- apparently stepping in snow barefoot in the Himalayas is just the price of doing business in cryptozoology, people.<br />
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According to the <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/oct/21/nepal-japan" target="_blank">Guardian</a>:<br />
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<blockquote>'The creature's footprints were found on snow at an altitude of about 4,800 metres (15,748 feet) in the Dhaulagiri mountain range in west Nepal.... The team said they have become adept at recognising the various beasts such as bear and snow leopards and are adamant that the 'footprint' was 'none of those.'<br />
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'Although the climbers spent more than 40 days on Dhaulagiri IV - a 7,661 metre (25,135-foot) peak where they say they have seen traces of yetis in the past - they could not furnish the press with a single photograph of the Yeti. 'If I don't believe in Yeti I would never come,' said Yagihara.<br />
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'Nepali Sherpas say the legend of the Yeti rests deep in the Himalayan psyche. Tales of wild hairy giants living in the snow are part of growing up in the mountains. These prompted many, including Sir Edmund Hillary, to carry out yeti hunts.<br />
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'The Yeti is also considered more than a myth by the world of cryptozoology, the study of uncatalogued creatures, which takes seriously the idea that the alleged creature may be the last fragments of a race of giant man-apes that existed in central Asia more than 300,000 years ago.'<br /></blockquote>
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