Seriously — a Brass Knuckle Wine Opener means never having to say, well, anything you don’t damn well feel like, looking at the lethality of the corkscrew placement. Around the Techyum Estates, I like to keep one in every room so that the various blogger apprentices running amok (looking for coke, hos, booze or plugins) know that if they get anywhere near my wine in a box, they’re going to get a Riedel stemful of whoopass. Or something like that. It’s late, and I totally want one of these. (seen @ Neatorama)