Oh, it’s *so* Zoolander. First, the P7 Pen Phone (pictured), which is about the size of an overlarge tech conference schwag pen. Next, there’s the sleeker (and “classily” named) Elegance, which at 3.5 inches long, rivals a lipstick tube in size and promises to get lost twice as fast. Still, the itsy-bitsy form factor is oddly compelling. (via)