I’m not much of a bicycle fan (San Francisco, hilly neighborhood) but many of my geek pals soak in bike culture like glassy-eyed cult devotees at the Altar of the Spoke. But while cruising the LA Times today I saw the two-wheeled deity I’d make a few sacrifices to: The 2007 Ellsworth Ride. Naturally, like any cult, I’d have to sign away all my assets to belong — The Ellsworth starts at $3K. With its carbon fiber and aluminum combo hawtness and gorgeous design, you can pass the Kool-Aid this way, thanks. (*drool*)