Or someone else’s. Or anything you want to scan — I can only begin to imagine the ways this can be delightfully twisted, in the days of click-print tentacle porn. And don’t even get me started on goatse toast for breakfast. (Insert your “goatse: it’s not just for breakfast anymore” jokes at your own risk.) But seriously, this little invention looks pretty cool, and the Scan Toaster by Sung Bae Chang is only part of the Electrolux Design Lab 2008 winners and finalists. The rolling Coox Cooking Table with RFID scanner is really neat, if not slightly nefarious, and if I had the Flatshare Fridge my household OCD would slam deliriously into overdrive. So it’s a good thing these aren’t commercially available — yet.