Every once in a while I run across a book that makes me think, “This world. It’s a big one. And there are some really unusual people in it.”
I know!!! “Define unusual!!!” I had the very same thought.
I have no idea what’s in Mind-Controlled Sex Slaves of the CIA, other than — presumably — that it involves mind-controlled sex slaves and the CIA. A responsible journalist (say, Hunter S. Thompson in one of his braver moods) would probably buy it for his Kindle, read it and hand the pieces of his detonated brain over to you, the Techyum reader, maybe with a hand-scrawled Post-It note saying: “Ow. Do not read. –HST.”
But Thompson was defining an era with his bold new vision of gonzo journalism. At Techyum, we’re pretty much just treading water until the dead start to rise and we finally get to whack monsters with very large handguns and not feel all that bad about it.
Besides, the blurb and cover themselves provide as much newsworthiness as a Republican Congressman copping a squirt in a rest stop in rural Idaho…wearing his wife’s prom dress.
As I was saying: the book is presented by Conspiracy Journal, which is actually a Tripod site. Yes! Tripod still exists, apparently.
Authored by Tracy Twyman, the book includes additional material by Tim R. Swartz (The Lost Journals of Nikola Tesla), Timothy Beckley (Subterranean Worlds Inside Earth), US-based British monster hunter Nick Redfern (remember him from the last post?) and “Commander X.”
One important contributor was not invited, however, and that’s Kanye West. Nonetheless, they seem to have done pretty well without him. Mind-Controlled Sex Slaves and the CIA possesses the cardinal virtue of book marketing: It has its DESCRIPTION START OUT IN ALL CAPS, so you know that shit is serious.
I have no idea if the first half of the book is written in all caps, but it seems pretty likely. I mean, this shit is serious, so it SHOULD be in all caps. I mean, of course this shit is an all-caps flavor of serious. It’s about Mind-Controlled Sex Slaves. And the CIA.
I’ll let you read a little bit about it alongside this kickass alternate cover I found at Tracy Twyman’s site, which is about the only way to appreciate the topic. I mean, Just listen how serious this shit is:
UNIMAGINABLE RAPE, TORTURE AND BLOODY RITUALS. . . LEADING POLITICIANS INVOLVED IN CHILD ABUSE RINGS. . . U.S. PRESIDENTS AND VICE PRESIDENTS COMPLICIT. . . USE OF OCCULT AND ‘SATANISM’ AS TRAUMA BASE . . . ANTI- CHRISTIAN NIGHT SERVICES AT CHRISTIAN CHURCHES. . . Plus Exposing The Mind Controlled “Stepford Whores,” as well as Human Sacrifices at Bohemian Grove Retreat . . . Indeed, what do Satanism, human trafficking, mind control experiments and child sex abuse have to do with the U.S. government? According to the testimony of experts and survivors, the CIA utilized all of these elements and more for their Top Secret Project Monarch, part of the MK-ULTRA mind control program. For reasons of National Security, dozens if not hundreds of people, many of them children, were allegedly subjected to unimaginable rape, torture, and bloody satanic rituals, with the aim of fracturing the human mind through trauma. This created multiple personalities that could then be programmed to perform specific tasks . . . Many of the purported victims say they were used to satisfy the sexual urges of the rich and powerful, even U.S. presidents. For these purposes, the CIA is said to have sought help from intergenerational cults, as well as child pornography and snuff film networks. As thousands of people were bought and sold on the underground sex market, our government supposedly looked the other way, seeing it not as an atrocity, but as an opportunity. Review:”I nearly jumped out of my seat when I first read this book. I was never convinced of the stories surrounding the sex slave allegations that people like Cathy O’Brien have been making. But now we hear from Mark Phillips, Cathy O’Brien, Ted Gunderson, Noreen Gosch and Palela Freyd who tend to support these claims. Plus there is additional added material on the Mind Control programs like MK Ultra by Commander X and Nick Redfern to really make this volume a must read for ALL conspiracy buffs.” –Tim Beckley , editor Conspiracy Journal
So…in case you were wondering? No, I did not omit any paragraph breaks there, though I was tempted to add a few. I also kinda wanted to tone down the hysteria a bit, but you know what? I bill for writing book blurbs at $50 an hour, so these cats can email me if they’d like some publishing advice.
And speaking of publishing advice, this volume offers a very important lesson in this era of easy self-publishing. Lulu won’t tell you this, and neither will CreateSpace. That’s ’cause they’re part of the conspiracy.
If you’re a beginning writer or book publisher, what you should learn from this book — without even having to spend your hard-earned to buy it — is that what they’ve done here is a great idea.
Whoever you are and whatever you write, take heed. You should always start out your book blurb in all caps and attempt to sound like a flaming lunatic, no matter what your book’s genre or style. History? All caps, flaming lunatic. Mystery? All caps, flaming lunatic. How To? All caps, flaming lunatic. Biography, Pet Care, Devotional? All caps, flaming lunatic. Works like a charm every time.
And this fine volume can be yours for the price of one official portrait of Alexander Hamilton. That’s right, purchase it for your Kindle today, and find all about mind-controlled sex slaves…and the CIA.
I have not read it, but I assume it is Dollhouse FanFic? Agent Ballard and Victor slash?