The snark is so thick in Gizmodo’s A Guide for Gadget Designers: How to Please the Internet, you can practically lick it off the monitor. Here’s a fun snip:
1) Does it hover?
a) Is it a car?
i) Does it go really fast?
ii) Can it travel through time?
(1) Is it a DeLorean?
b) Is it a hovering iPod?
c) Is it a hovering bra?
i) What size is it?
2) Does it shoot lasers?
a) Do they burn?
i) How badly?
ii) Can you survive the burns?
iii) Does it burn enough to be funny but not enough to cause irreparable damage?
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