Britney Spears: Real Ultimate Power

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My friend Sean is really smart. My friend Sean is really nice. My friend Sean does not need an intervention. His new site is The Official Britney Spears Webpage. On it, Sean tells us:

Hi, this site is all about Britney Spears, REAL BRITNEY SPEARS. This site is awesome. My name is Sean and I can’t stop thinking about Britney Spears. This chick is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Britney Spears is a mammal.
2. Britney Spears fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Britney Speakrs is to flip out and kill people.
Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn’t even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that’s what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don’t believe that Britney Spears has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will chop your head off!!! It’s an easy choice, if you ask me.
Britney Spears is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can’t believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. This girl is totally awesome and that’s a fact. Britney Spears is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can’t wait to start yoga next year. I love Britney Spears with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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