Oh death — how I hope you will not be necessarily quick, or painless – just really weird, glamorous or leaving me with the famed “good-looking corpse” (or a really gay coffin). All of our inner Goths should rejoice to read Neatorama’s awesome 30 Strangest Deaths in History, including Death by Robot, Death by Orange Peel, and badass death-defying Rasputin’s Death by 1) Poison, 2) Gunshot Wound (4x), 3) Beating by Clubs, 4) Drowning.