What Not to Wear: Pink Hello Kitty Laptop

You probably saw this on Gizmodo yesterday, but so many people have sent me a link to the new pink Hello Kitty laptop that I have to blog it — even though it looks like someone tried to kill Hello Kitty with a bedazzler in self defense after she ate too much Pocky and decided the only thing that would destroy her sugar migrane was to cannibalize the NEC design team, make a necklace of their teeth (hey, that’s what happened to Bad Batz Maru) and express her smoldering constipated anger by turning on the closest 10-year-old Korean sweatshop worker, only to wind up at the wrong end of a trembling knock-off Swarovski shooter. Or something like that. Fuck, it’s ugly.

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