Please stop clogging up the internet tubes with your fucking social media strategy already. It has been automated. If this applies to you in any way, please leave the internet immediately. Because you are a beautiful and unique flower of the internet, a rubber bag filled with warm vinegar and water with the words “Social Media Strategist” written on it in black Sharpie is standing by to take your place.
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY SOCIAL MEDIA “STRATEGY”? (whatthefuckismysocialmediastrategy.com, via MeFi where the comments will make your nose into a coffee sprayer while you weep onto your keyboard)