Error Message Haiku Technical Paper (In Haiku)

It’s from 1999 (five hundred internet years ago), but it’s still pretty kewt — and I know will only be hilarious for a handful or readers, but I did enjoy seeing this technical paper written all in haiku about a program to make all your error messages haikus. Snip:

Error messages
strewn across my terminal.
A vein starts to throb.
Their reproof adds the
injury of insult to
the shame of failure.
When a program dies
what you need is a moment
of serenity.


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