The Macabre Version of Carry-On Liquid Solutions

I’ve always joked about airports and carry-on liquid security theater bullshit, especially when you drain the container into — your human container. Okay, I’ve never joked about it while *in* an airport. But this is a ghastly consequence. From AP: Man Nearly Dies Downing Vodka at Airport, snip:

A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing two pints of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new rules about carrying liquids aboard a plane, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred Tuesday at the Nuremberg airport, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a vacation in Egypt.
New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked.
Instead, he chugged the vodka — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said.


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